Tuesday, April 07, 2009
HEADLINES

EVIL GNOME SPOT IN M401
By Bala "IHtestistomorrow" Chandran, CNA

SOME weeks ago, members of the Yang Ching Dah Chee Association were shocked to find an evil gnome sleeping in M401, a practice venue for young budding percussionists.

According to eyewitnesses, the gnome was sleeping behind the timpani, clad in what seemed to be a school uniform.

For privacy purposes, the school logos on the gnome's clothes have been censored.

Despite the gnome's strange appearance and the fact that it was weilding what seemed a weapon (nunchucks with cotton ends), the curious members of the Association were more excited than frightened of the alien being.

"It was just sleeping so serenely," said Ms Wei Shan Lim, "I couldn't help but take a few photos with it for keepsake."

The gnome was left undisturbed until it woke up, only to be stunned by the number of people surrounding it. In panic, it fled the scene and was never to be seen again.

Moral of the story? NEVER SLEEP IN DAZU. :)

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Siao-ed 11:41 PM
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